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Wonder
Whoa-Man

Player Bio

Athletic Background

Track, skateboard, snowboard, rock climb


Roller Derby Background

I helped out with juniors for my daughters, then played for the adults.


Derby-related awards

Jammer MVP


What is your favorite position?

Jammer


What drew you to roller derby?

My daughters liked it and I like roller skating.


What would you like to share with someone who has never experienced roller derby or who is new to the sport?

There are a lot of rules – it’s not WWE wrestling out there!


What music gets you pumped for a game?

Klezmer or barber shop quartet really gets me jacked!


Describe the smell of your gear bag:

Smells like piss masked by notorious RED spray


What is your favorite microbrew?

I’m not a big beer drinker, but I like 1554 New Belgium or Fearless Youth by Grim Bros.


Likes

Comic books, movies, sewing, drawing, tattooing


Dislikes

Ignorance, hate, racism


Random fact

I don’t like peanut butter